Joe Biden eats ratsicles

Joe Biden, Democratic vice presidential pick, eats frozen rats. It's true, because I just wrote it here. But more on that later.

As you've noticed by now, most anyone can say what they want about someone on the national stage, regardless of how false it is. Or, if you want to be especially devious, you take something that's true and twist it to your own dark, malicious designs.

For example, Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein. For the casual conservative, his name would be written thusly: Barack Hussein Obama. For the more advanced, Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

It's just that easy. Obama shares a name with the fallen dictator of Iraq. Therefore, he is the anti-Christ. It took me less than five seconds to find the evidence online.

"1. He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US).

2. (This is just silly. I deleted it).

3. He will come to deceive (Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca).

4. He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected.

5. He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel (Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama, etc.)

OBAMA’S GAME IS DECEPTION AND VIOLENCE A VOTE FOR OBAMA IS A VOTE FOR OSAMA AND KILLER ISLAM!!"

Now, this makes sense, doesn't it? Using this type of logic, we can deduce the following:

Sarah Palin kills caribou with her bare hands, owns more guns than Charlton Heston and supports forced pregnancies for fifth graders.

John McCain was a POW for 25 grueling years. He is now 178 years old and will likely live forever.

Joe Biden, a known carnivore, eats rats. Preferably kept in a cooler, put on a stick and covered with Ranch dressing.