As a member of the liberal media, I haven't had time to post on this blog in the past few days because I was waiting for instructions from the Obama administration. However, now that I and others in the fourth estate have received their orders, I am able to once again join the ranks of the unbiased reporting establishment which you, the people, so richly deserve.
So, what have I missed?
1) Caroline Kennedy, much to my dismay, was not picked as Hillary Clinton's replacement in the Senate. This despite the myriad of qualifications she has, including that HER LAST NAME IS KENNEDY. Hillary was replaced by New York Rep. Kirsten Gillibrand , who apparently likes guns.
2) Obama reversed the Bush ban on giving cash to overseas groups that provide abortions or information on them. This was pretty much expected by everyone and is absolutely no surprise, yet it provides people on both sides of the issue a chance to once again air their grievances and spout off clever phrases that look good on bumper stickers.
3) Katie Stam of Indiana was crowned Miss America Saturday night. This is important to Georgians because if Stam stumbles just once, first runner up Miss Georgia Chasity Hardman will be there to pick up the pieces.
Congrats to all the contestants.
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