It's been almost a week since the official mascot of "Political Pork & Beans," Ashley Alexandra Dupre, had her interview appear in "People." You may wonder why it took me so long to form a missive concerning this most elusive of former call girls.
It's simple, really. I wanted to take the time to really let this interview sink in. Here we are, getting close to year after this now 23-year-old sexpot started the chain reaction that resulted in the political destruction of New York's governor and his ultimate descent into marriage counseling. What gems does she have to share with us?
For example: "Everyone knows me as 'that girl,' but I'm not just 'that girl,' " the 23-year-old former escort says in the new issue of PEOPLE, on sale Friday. "I have a lot of depth, a lot of layers."
Really? Do tell, Ashley: "I'm 23 years old," she says. "I want to do music, to do fashion, to write books — there's so many things."
Let's drop the charade, Ash. You're no Lauren Conrad. There may be many things wrong with this country, but one thing that's right is that hookers don't turn their dalliances into hit books.
Lewinsky can play her affair off as a young girl manipulated by a skillful older man. Ashley got paid good money to sleep with strangers.
We've read that book before. We don't need another copy.
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