Surely, you aren't serious

What is it with people trying to question Obama's nationality?

Come on, is this the best you can do? Is this your preferred method in your pathetic attempts to stop the guy that was elected president from taking office?

I give you a C+. The plus is for having the Supreme Court actually consider your arguments.

Here they are - that Obama is perhaps a citizen of Kenya or maybe some Southeast Asian country.

Good try, but Obama's birth certificate kind of kills that.

Yes, but what if the birth certificate were faked? Well, Hawaiian officials have declared that they have no doubt it's authentic.

Well, then, those officials are no doubt in league with the foreigner who has won the presidency of our great nation! He's no doubt from Azeroth - a distant land from which all manner of charlatans and magicians hail.

Obama will no doubt release a mighty yawp upon taking the oath of office, discard his illusory mask and reveal himself to be the beast with two backs we've all heard so much about - an Azerothian candidate that's pulled wool over all our eyes.

So, to all you loopy conspiracy theorists out there - try not to pout too much come Jan. 20.