So, one day you're sitting in your office twiddling your thumbs because your job is a meaningless shell and the next your leading the state of New York. Who knew? What are the first few items on your new agenda?
Naturally, telling the world that you've slept around on your wife and done a little pot and coke, of course.
That seems to be the game plan for David Paterson, who since taking over for disgraced Gov. Eliot Spitzer has opened up a grab bag of deviant before God and his dog for the world to see.
As for me, I can't get enough of this stuff.
Paterson has taken a page out of former Gov. Jesse "The Mind" Ventura's playbook and realized that the best way to kill a potential scandal is to beat everyone to the punch. Slept with call girls? Done drugs? Killed freedom fighters in South America in the 80s on behalf of the U.S. government? It's all good as long as you admit it first.
As for me, I'm still checking the torrents for Kristen's "Girls Gone Wild" video. I'll keep you updated.
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