I was cruising around online late Saturday night and luckily stumbled upon part of the playbook Hillary's been using over the past few weeks. Typically, serendipitous finds such as these don't happen to me, but that's what you get when you type "Hillary conspiracy Cthulhu" into a search engine. Let's take a look, shall we?
"Be the anointed front runner from day one, then lose your status in favor of the coveted 'underdog' role. Then lose."
"Remain steadfast in your refusal to halt campaigning even in the face of overwhelming odds. Sow the seeds of the Democratic Party's destruction, which will come to fruition over the next decade. Seethe."
"Publicly denounce economists. Vilify mathematics."
"Do a shot in front of the cameras. That'll show 'em."
"Contact your trusted henchmen in the bowels of the DNC. Usurp the majority's will by using their influence to get the Florida and Michigan delegates seated. Reward states that break the party's rules. Ensure Republicans gain control."
Wow! Who would have guessed? Stay tuned for more exciting revelations!
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